RT @hmf9000: how am i supposed to respond to that?!- The correct response is Ah boogie boog-EYE! Silly child of mine.
I am SWARVEY
Who knows what might end up here? Surely not me.
Aug 09
RT @hmf9000: and I’M the silly one?!-Duuuuhhh. Yes! You are the silly one. I am the sillier one.
Jul 08
FUNNEL CLOUD!!
Jul 05
RT @Sunny_days: #Twitition Demand Qik on the Iphone - live broadcast now! http://twitition.com/28nzu @haroldiv Two words. Jail. Break.
Jul 01
The bryozoan faction seems to be more hostile than the tubiflex faction. However the tubiflex faction is hostile to the bryozoan.
Why would someone voluntarily chose the center of a three urinal configuration?
Jun 30
Issues and steroids= good mix!
Jun 28
There are multiple things I’d like to say, but I’m deciding to not. Sometimes, being a halfway decent guy is a draaaaag.
Jun 27
Just saw a 4 person candlelight vigil for MJ. Which is worse, no candlelight vigil or a 4 person one? Maybe everyone else was running late.
Jun 26
RT @donttrythis: AT&T is attempting to charge me 11k for a few hours of web surfing in Canada. This is amazingly crappish. Boo.
